That Chick who likes Batman

Every Team Needs A Captain

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memosfromfury: I do not care if Agent Wilson is annoying, he is a SHIELD Agent, not ‘an infinitely resuable sacrifice to the Allfather’ for Summer Solstice, Autumn Equinox, Winter Solstice and Spring Equinox. I don’t care if he says its okay with him, its not okay with me. This means you.  Loki. In related news, Loki’s pointy objects privileges have been revoked after this incident and another one involving Agent Wilson and a pencil.  Whoever showed Loki ‘The Dark Knight’ is sentenced to being new handler for the Young Avengers.

memosfromfury:

I do not care if Agent Wilson is annoying, he is a SHIELD Agent, not ‘an infinitely resuable sacrifice to the Allfather’ for Summer Solstice, Autumn Equinox, Winter Solstice and Spring Equinox. I don’t care if he says its okay with him, its not okay with me.

This means you. 

Loki.

In related news, Loki’s pointy objects privileges have been revoked after this incident and another one involving Agent Wilson and a pencil. 

Whoever showed Loki ‘The Dark Knight’ is sentenced to being new handler for the Young Avengers.

Filed under Loki The Dark Knight SHIELD Nick Fury

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askthederpvengers: hideyarguelles: Yesterday, I asked askthederpvengers.tumblr.com if I could try drawing Captain America (2011) with her derp-style. The owner said yes! I tried, at least. Oh hey, I have the tesseract! I love it. :) This is adorable! Thank you for sharing this with me. xo

askthederpvengers:

hideyarguelles:

Yesterday, I asked askthederpvengers.tumblr.com if I could try drawing Captain America (2011) with her derp-style. The owner said yes! I tried, at least. Oh hey, I have the tesseract!

I love it. :) This is adorable! Thank you for sharing this with me. xo

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memosfromfury: Loki would like to know who is responsible for giving him a new saddle and bridle for Mother’s Day.I would personally discourage anyone from coming forward as you will probably end up wearing it. Unless you’re into that sort of thing.P.S. S.H.I.E.L.D. is not liable for any medical costs resulting from you being into that sort of thing.

memosfromfury:

Loki would like to know who is responsible for giving him a new saddle and bridle for Mother’s Day.

I would personally discourage anyone from coming forward as you will probably end up wearing it. Unless you’re into that sort of thing.

P.S. S.H.I.E.L.D. is not liable for any medical costs resulting from you being into that sort of thing.

Filed under submission loki

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memosfromfury: Whoever convinced Mr Stark and Hercules to hold a ‘who is the biggest stud’ competition based on past conquests is to be sentenced to a month of Loki and/or Deadpool sitting. The reasoning for this is because a reasonable debate changed when Mr Stark hacked into the Helicarrier’s systems and downloaded several dozen gigabytes worth of HD videos featuring his sexual escapades on the SHIELD bank account as evidence.  As a result, I am now getting porn adverts, computer viruses and offers of counselling from the government every time I turn on my computer. If whoever is behind it does not own up, they will be given to Loki as a test subject. I am not pleased. Oh snap

memosfromfury:

Whoever convinced Mr Stark and Hercules to hold a ‘who is the biggest stud’ competition based on past conquests is to be sentenced to a month of Loki and/or Deadpool sitting. The reasoning for this is because a reasonable debate changed when Mr Stark hacked into the Helicarrier’s systems and downloaded several dozen gigabytes worth of HD videos featuring his sexual escapades on the SHIELD bank account as evidence. 

As a result, I am now getting porn adverts, computer viruses and offers of counselling from the government every time I turn on my computer.

If whoever is behind it does not own up, they will be given to Loki as a test subject. I am not pleased.

Oh snap